Monday, December 12, 2011

Hunting for Christmas Trees 2011.

Tree Hunting  [Tuh-ree Huhn-ting]
verb
  1. The act of adventuring in the mountains to find the perfect wild christmas tree. Trees may be rather scrawny and windwarn from standing on the peaks overlooking valleys of green and being pelted by snow. Often times people view mountain hunted trees as being weak and undesirable, but no. They are the tough trees that must face nature at it's roughest and survive- they are the real trees that deserve to bear the name of christmas.
  2.  How real men find  christmas trees.
 
Total Preparation Time: 1 hour finding puffy coats and tacky snow gear, loaded in the truck

Total Time:  app. 7 hours, about 4 on the mountain and 3 1/2 driving

Materials : 
  • Gloves        
  • Hat(s)
  • Hot Cocoa [Loads]
  • Cheap Blue Sledding Disk
  • Blankets
  • Wool Socks (ugly in a good way)
  • Tired eyes in the morning
  • Ganola Bars and Applesauce [power food!]
  • Pocket Sized Sister and Carny Hands cousin
 Mission: Find, cut down and bring back intact two Luscious and beautious Christmas Trees to celebrate the season.

Weapons of Choice: Saw (to conquer the trees), Hot Chocolate (to chase away the chill), Sleds (to make it worthwhile)
A ceremonious stop at the same McDonalds every year for breakfast! 







The hunt came out successful.

Power Food! YUM





Yay for bad quality cell phone pictures

Mission Complete :)

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